I'm So Humble

        I’m so humble
Girls have chased me all my life
A continuing cause of strife
Especially since I met my wife
         I’m so humble!

Hollywood called me to the fore
To star in pictures by the score
A leading man in tales of yore
         I’m so humble!

Musicians asked me to compose
Artists called on me to pose
My classical body to expose
         I’m so humble!

I’m so humble it makes me shy
When I think of the other guy
I wish he was as great as I
         I’m really humble!