A Man and His Toys

The way to a man’s heart is to buy him a toy
Much bigger than what he had as a boy.
It has to have wheels and horses to spare
So he can ride down the street with his nose in the air.

If it doesn’t have wheels make sure it can float
With the maximum power you can put in a boat.
If you can’t make it float be sure it can fly
He can soar through the air to the top of the sky.

And when he gets older with no hair on his crown
He’ll need something bigger to tool all around.
At that time of life he’ll want an RV
Like the 45 footer he saw on TV.

So make the man happy, buy him that toy
He’ll be as content as he was as a boy.